Firefighters And Emergency Workers (Part Two)

Top Ten Lies told by Paramedics












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Top Ten Lies told by Paramedics

1) Its not my fault, he kept moving.


2) This might stick a little.


3) I did say clear first.


4) I know where I'm going.


5) It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.


6) The ambulance is clean.


7) It's the flue, not a hangover


8) The gloves are for your protection.


9) The patient refused the treatment.


10) I am in it for the money